This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
nuditea: “when one door closes, another one opens” imagine how annoying it would be if that were true you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open your cat escapes you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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The 78th GIF is who or what you will be having sex...
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Long story but everyone has an opinion, don't like...
Sephielya: USA should never make any shows ever anyway
Sephielya: They keep stealing them lately and it's really sucking
Yamiyume: and sherlock is still british but he had a drug problem and had to come to new york for REHAB
Sephielya: Never watched the American Being Human but everyone who has says don't XD
Sephielya: ....what the fuck
Sephielya: You don't go to another country for rehab
Yamiyume: because there are appearently no rehabs in th UK?
Sephielya: LOL UKs SO FUCKED
Sephielya: All those silly brits
Sephielya: and their gangs
Yamiyume: lmao XD
Yamiyume: which is why you move to new york right?
Yamiyume: no gangs right?
Sephielya: LOL totally no gangs
Sephielya: I'm going to post this because WE HAVE A RIGHT TO OUR OPINIONS. >:C
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My bad, yamiyumi is the one chilling in the 70's...
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my 2012 election slogan
time-traveling-unicorns: anastasiadreaming: “vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck” agreed yes indeed. :/
The last GIF in your folder killed Dumbledore.
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sephielya: So ara isn’t feeling well so she wanted me to read her one of my dirtiest fics outloud. I am embarrassed. Even worse my cat came to lay on me while I was reading. Ara’s comments: “it started out a romance novel and ended up a British reading of porn.” Me-“did I have an accent?” “yes and it was like *mimics me*” Me-“dramatic.” “yes” Apparently I say Daniel’s name funny when I...